13 hours ago
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)
pls dont say “”“stupid”“” i get offended bc i am stupid
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
OH MY GOD SHIP IS A SHORTENED VERSION OF ‘RELATIONSHIP’
HOLY CRAP
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
There are minors present
I swear he is the TrollLord
I love this so much though. Like for real I laughed WAY TOO HARD. <3
I’ve met him, he’s really polite.
(Source: bcause-boomerangs)
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
So Satan basically says “don’t be a lil shit, and if someone is a lil shit, you destroy them”
Surprisingly good rules for the enemy of the bible and stuff
(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers)
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
(Source: drarna)
Let this circle be “Asshats” and here are people who get offended when you say no to sex. [x]
John Green, one of the Vlogbrothers. I really like this dude.
